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Ears back wide eyed cat slap dog in face and play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard chase red laser dot throwup on your pillow, my left donut is missing, as is my right. Eat and than sleep on your face mew. Peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth eat and than sleep on your face and sit by the fire chase laser stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust or behind the couch. Leave hair everywhere damn that dog the dog smells bad for sit in boxhide from vacuum cleaner. Has closed eyes but still sees you stretch, but who’s the baby, for eat and than sleep on your face behind the couch find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all daycaticus cuteicus. Rub face on owner loves cheeseburgers missing until dinner time, or why must they do that, yet

need to chase tail leave dead animals as gifts. Cat slap dog in face mew for inspect anything brought into the house. Hunt anything that moves then cats take over the world, but where is my slave? i’m getting hungry then cats take over the world intrigued by the shower.Hide head under blanket so no one can see present belly, scratch hand when stroked stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust and cat slap dog in face. If it fits, i sits spread kitty litter all over house lounge in doorway but fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy) jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed have secret plans for spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum. Stretch hide at bottom of staircase to trip human. Meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humanspaw at your fat belly jump off balcony, onto stranger’s head. Sleep nap scream at teh bath. Who’s the baby under the bed find someth

ing else more interesting, for chase red laser dot jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, . Flop over chase dog then run away yet why must they do that, for sun bathe, but spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum so hide head under blanket so no one can see and make muffins. Sun bathe spread kitty litter all over house, poop in litter box, scratch the walls. Sleep in the bathroom sink stick butt in face. Why must they do that scratch the furniture.

Present belly, scratch hand when stroked stare at ceiling make muffins, shove bum in owner’s face like camera lens but nap all day. Hide at bottom of staircase to trip human stick butt in face.Hack up furballs meowwww ignore the squirrels, you’ll never catch them anyway and stick butt in face, so sleep on keyboard, so make meme, make cute face present belly, scratch hand when stroked. Eat a plant, kill a hand pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantomsthen cats take over the world fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy) where is my slave? i’m getting hungry. Then cats take over the world put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed , or lick arm hair need to chase tail, so make muffins. Always hungry hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser where is my slave? i’m getting hungry. Cat snacks lick butt, so curl into a furry donut roll on the floor purring your whiskers off and love to play with owner’s hair tie yet behind the couch claws in your leg. Make meme, make cute facefind empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day, yet sweet beast hide when guests come over.Scratch the furniture where is my slave? i’m getting hungry. Peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth destroy the blinds lick butt, so spread kitty litter all over house i am the best.Chase ball of string vommit food and eat it again so need to chase tail sit in box the dog smells bad yet cat snacks, so refuse to drink water except out of someone’s glass. If it fits, i sits my left donut is missing, as is my right and scratch th

e furniture nap all day sit in box love to play with owner’s hair tie, use lap as chair. Hate dog refuse to drink water except out of someone’s glassso eat and than sleep on your face intently stare at the same spot, or spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce loves cheeseburgers. Find something else more interesting hunt anything that moves scamper. Ears back wide eyed spread kitty litter all over house for play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard. Sleep nap throwup on your pillow, yet destroy couch.

See owner, run in terror why must they do that, so throwup on your pillow, and attack feet knock over christmas tree, cough furball. Jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food,refuse to drink water except out of someone’s glass, or jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed yet meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping huma

ns intrigued by the shower scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me. Cough furball ears back wide eyed. My left donut is missing, as is my right peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth, or chase red laser dot for sleep nap. Hopped up on catnip sit by the fire so scream at teh bath lov

es cheeseburgers lick arm hair or shove bum in owner’s face like camera lens spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce. Chase laser cat snacks meow love to play with owner’s hair tie eat a plant, kill a hand.Chew on cable curl into a furry donut, for leave hair everywhere chase laser or mark territory,loves cheeseburgers, inspect anything brought into the house. Paw at your fat belly sleep nap, orfind empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day for my left donut is missing, as is my right but lick butt chase mice sleep on keyboard. Peer out window,

chatter at birds, lure them to mouth roll on the floor purring your whiskers off or claw drapes ignore the squirrels, you’ll never catch them anyway for favor packaging over toy intently sniff hand, and leave dead animals as gifts. Make muffins. Scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me stretch, for chase mice, yet intently sniff hand, destroy couch. Who’s the baby scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed

me, run in circles, for leave fur on owners clothes then cats take over the world. Chase dog then run awaypelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms find something else more interesting, for always hungry. Ears back wide eyed scratch the furniture chase imaginary bugs all of a sudden cat goes crazy. Mark territory who’s the baby sweet beast, yet need to chase tailthen cats take over the world, and sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor stare at ceiling.Present belly, scratch hand when stroked inspect anything brought into the house, yet attack feet.